Unpopular Opinion: Re:Zero

Re:Zero earns a resounding 6/10 in my book, or at least it would if I bothered to give scores. Re:Zero is pretty ok, but nothing I’d recommend to anyone who wasn’t already into the show based on the premise.  To be honest I don’t have a lot to say about this show.  Initially I was going to skip it altogether but after seeing some AMVs that made it look cool I gave it a shot, and I have to say, it was good enough for me to finish but not good enough for me to really like.  There are some things the show does pretty well, mainly Subaru’s mental breakdowns as a result of his suffering and failure, but it has a ton of problems as well. There will spoilers ahead, you’ve been warned.

For starters I fucking hate Subaru, which isn’t what you want for the hero of your story.  His basic tracksuit look is bland and uninteresting, his fucking hair/bangs are hideous and make him look like a total douche, and his sense of humor is fucking inane and pisses me off.   Look I get it, Subaru’s supposed to be an otaku and him using gamer lingo is not out of character for him, but fuck me it gets irritating when he doesn’t stop describing things in RPG terms even by the end of the season.  If the Re:Zero were legitimately based on an in-universe video game, Subaru’s gamer lingo and game based humor would be better, but because this is it’s own fantasy world with no RPG-esque internal rules or mechanics it’s just fucking irritating.  If it had only been in the early episodes that would’ve been ok, I mean I’d still fucking hate it but it wouldn’t bother me this much, but given that it persists throughout the show it just gets fucking obnoxious.  Moreover Subaru’s happy-go-lucky and jovial personality doesn’t make that much sense.  I get that it makes a good contrast compared to the moments when he suffers, but think about, if you were sucked into a fantasy world you didn’t recognize and died a handful of times, wouldn’t you be freaked the fuck out?  Especially if you’re a hikikomori otaku?

In fact why is Subura so outgoing for, as Aqua from KonoSuba would say, a Hiki-NEET?  Doesn’t a confident, outgoing personality kind of completely clash with Subaru being a Hiki-NEET?  Not that you can’t be confident but generally it makes way more sense for a Hiki-NEET to not be outgoing at all, and possibly not at all confident.  Adding to that why is Subaru so physically fit?  I know he says he works out a lot because he’s got time to do that since he’s alone all the time, but come on.  I mean I know the real reason, it’s called appealing to the audience (all Hiki-NEETS and/or gamers wish they were in great physical consideration but honestly how many of them are?) , but to me it just weakens the character.  That said I do think he does a decent job when he’s being serious and/or falling apart.  If nothing else Subaru does a good job of being a straightforward and thoroughly sincere character, and that really comes out when he finally figures out how to overcome whatever obstacle has been killing him and gets his game face on or when he fails and doesn’t know how to fix the problem.  Now again, it’s hard to say how well this fits into his characterization as a Hiki-NEET, but at least it’s better than his inane humor.

Moving right along, Emilia isn’t much better.  Her her design isn’t bland or off-putting the way Subaru’s is but I’m just not into it.  Maybe there isn’t enough color variation, maybe it’s too obviously meant to be waifu material as opposed a more natural looking character (though in fairness that’s a running problem for most of the female cast of the show, not just Emilia), or maybe it’s because her personality is as limited and boring as her color scheme.  It’s hard to say for sure but it doesn’t really matter because I don’t like her regardless of the explanation why.  Whereas Subaru’s personality seems at odds with his character setting, Emilia’s is just too simplified to be interesting.  This strikes me as particularly wasteful because her role in narrative is well-positioned for her to be by far the most nuanced and interesting character.  I mean I get it, this story is more about big drama moments and wish fulfillment than realism, but bear with me here.

Emilia finds herself in the unusual position of being one of only five possible candidates for king/queen and priestess of the Dragon, which is supposed to protect the realm if memory serves.  However despite being in a position to rule the kingdom and possibly save the land, she’s almost universally hated by the people of her potential kingdom.  How much more interesting would Emilia be if she struggled with being the goody two shoes she is in the show because she gets bitter and frustrated often, and is more inclined to lash out or give into despair as a result of how she’s treated.  Basically what I’m saying is, that if Emilia was more like Subaru when he’s serious and suffers from similar hardships, especially the mental ones, then I think she could be a fantastic character.  As she is in the show, I just don’t give a fuck about her because there’s not enough to her, no depth of character that explores the gap between how she treats people and how she’s treated by people.  Yea she gets sad and is a bit nervous sometimes, but that just doesn’t sell me this girl’s hardship, so I can’t get invested in her or her struggle.  I resonated more with Felt and her whole “I’m gonna tear this rotten kingdom down” attitude than I did with Emilia, and Felt was in like 3 episodes tops.  Emilia just isn’t given the depth and strength of character she needs in order for me to care.

Aside from the flubbing the leading duo Re:Zero’s characters aren’t too bad.  Mind you very few of them are actually good, but no else actually bothered me.  Rem and Ram are probably the best characters as they have by far the most interesting backstories and behave in ways that better reflect both their past and their current occupation.  Rem also has by far the most touching romantic moment in the show even if Subaru ultimately rejects her for Emilia, a bad move in my book as Rem is clearly the better choice.  I also think Ram and Rem’s arc had the best action overall, big battles are cool and all but watching a demon maid tear monster dogs apart with a huge flail, wind magic or her bare hands was more dramatic, personal, gripping and visceral than the slaying of the White Whale or the larger battle against the Witch’s Cult.  All that said I think it’s telling that my actual favorite characters are a few side characters.  My top three characters of Re:Zero are Elsa, Mimi, and Ricardo.  Of all the beastmen in Re:Zero Ricardo has best design as he is far more bestial than most, who just have animal ears and tails (not that there’s anything wrong with that, I’m down with that too).  But in a show full of male characters with mostly bland designs,  it’s nice to have a character like Ricardo, who’s design is more unique and has a lot of personality, personality which the actual character also has.  Whereas Subaru being happy go lucky doesn’t make a lot of sense, I can more easily buy into a mercenary who likes to laugh a lot and approaches every scenario with the same kind of optimistic enthusiasm, especially since it improves the moral of the men under his command.

Mimi is one of my favorites because while she isn’t meant to be waifu material at all, she’s fucking adorable, which only gets better when you get to her personality and powers.  For one thing her attack is a more lethal version of Fus Ro Dah, and as a big fan of Skyrim that’s cool by default.  Second and perhaps more importantly, she treats violence and gore as something fun and something to look forward to, very much like Yachiru of Bleach, in fact I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to say that Yachiru was an inspiration behind Mimi.  None of Mimi’s individual parts are that great but taken as a whole, she’s a little ball of violent fun and a much needed break from the grimdark suffering of Subaru and the like six times we see all those villagers get murdered by the Witch’s Cult in that last arc.  And last but not least we have my Best Girl of Re:Zero Elsa, and no that was not a joke.  Much like Ricardo, Elsa’s design has a lot of style and character and her personality matches her look.  The funny thing is, if Re:Zero were an altogether better show I’d probably have written Elsa off as a cheesy B-movie villain, but because she’s the first character introduced to have as much personality as she does, she’s legitimately the Best Girl of Re:Zero in my book.  Personality aside I’m a big fan of deadly women in any fictional context , and she stands at the top of the hill in that regard (and she’s even an 20-something woman to boot, hell yeah I’m into this).  I especially like that she overpowers her opponents with raw skill and her incredible athletic ability, whereas most powerful characters rely on magic or demonic powers.  Also her final battle where takes on five people (Subaru, Rom, Felt, Emilia and Reinhart) was probably the best single battle of the entire show.

My last real gripe with the show is the lack of attention to detail in the fantasy world.  We get minimal information about the lore or religions of this world, something I love to see in fantasy.  Moreover we get no explanation’s as to why the Mabeasts (which is a fucking terrible, bastardized way of saying ‘evil beasts’ btw) are attracted to the witch’s scent, what the Mabeasts are exactly and how are they dealt with on larger scale beyond the tiny town on Roswaal’s land.  We know very little about spirits or indeed any of the races of the world and what kind of relation’s they have to one another on a larger scale, no real context into the culture of the kingdom or it’s size and power in comparison to neighboring kingdoms, no idea at all of how big the world is, and worst of all nowhere near enough information on how magic works.  Now I don’t think those details are particularly necessary to Re:Zero’s story, though it would be important to know if perhaps other half-elves at all and how many of them have the same traits as Emilia, and I don’t know whether or not Re:Zero really had any places it could cut in order to address those details.  However, seeing as lore, magic and worldbuilding are my three favorite things about fantasy, having more detail on those fronts would done a lot to get me more invested in the show and definitely would have raised it’s hypothetical score for me.

That about wraps this review up.  Re:Zero has some strong points well worth the watch, like Elsa’s final battle, Rem and Ram tearing all those demon dogs apart in the second arc, the battle with the White Whale, and all the suffering and mental anguish Subaru undergoes as he fails again and again.  That last bit was particularly good as I feel they did a great job making his breakdowns, despair and desperation very authentic and genuine for Subaru.  But I just don’t have it in me to go into a lot of detail on those points because, well, Re:Zero just isn’t worth it to me.  In terms of the premise, or the events of the story Re:Zero’s hardly a humdrum show, but in terms of it’s emotional impact on me, humdrum is a pretty damn good description.  I wasn’t drawn way into the show and made to care about the characters, so I didn’t really get hit in the feels when I was supposed, and as a result this show feels very middle of the road to me in terms of quality.  I think if you do get invested in the story and characters you will like this show a lot more than me as I believe the big emotional moments are supposed to be a major part of the show’s appeal, but it just wasn’t for me.  I’d say give it a shot if it sounds interesting, but if you’re not sold on the show already, try something else that you’ve heard is good.  Thanks for reading and I’ll see you in the next one.

Understanding the Medium: Premise Means Nothing

An anime’s premise is practically fucking worthless.  Now a lot of anime fans be they new, casual, old or otaku don’t think that way.  Look at some of the biggest hits of the last few years, SAO, Erased and Shingeki no Kyojin.  I’ve seen all three and I have a lot of problems with all three, and while the community is pretty divided on their opinions of these shows it is undeniable that they are in fact some of the biggest hits of the 2010’s.  And the reason why these shows are so big is that they have cool premises, and people flocked to them because of those premises.  Now I have to explain why those premises don’t fucking matter.  There will spoilers.

This might seem hypocritical and confusing but a show’s premise is simultaneously something valuable and something fucking worthless.  As I explained in a previous post, the ability to craft a good premise is in fact a skill and it seems to do a great job at getting people’s attention.  You know the first time I started watching currently airing anime seasons was the season SAO came out (I am an otaku but compared to most I haven’t been at this very long, I just got way into anime once I finally got into it), and I remember how exciting it sounded.  It was the Matrix set in an MMORPG, I don’t even like MMORPGs and I thought that sounded great.  And there was another show in particular which caught my attention that season, Shin Sekai Yori, which also appeared to have a cool premise. While I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t realize quite how shit SAO was when I first watched it (it sank in a bit later once I got more critical and had seen more shows), even when I saw it that first time I still vaguely understood that it hadn’t lived up to the premise.

By the end of SAO’s Aincrad arc I was very “meh” about the show and my opinion went down after the end of Alfheim.  Meanwhile I was pretty fucking excited about Shin Sekai Yori the entire time it was airing and I continue to enjoy it to this day.  Unlike SAO which rapidly became less interesting because the execution of the show did not at all live up to the premise, Shin Sekai Yori had my attention and continues to have my respect.  “How did Shin Sekai Yori, an obscure little anime succeed to entertain while the titanic SAO fell by the wayside?” you might ask.  The answer is simple, SAO presented us with an interesting premise but after episode 3 (at best) it stopped executing the premise well.  SAO stopped being a death game set in an MMO and became just a teenage empowerment fantasy aimed at gamers, i.e. a huge percentage of the young male demographic.  By comparison Shin Sekai Yori executed it’s premise well, it had expressive artwork and insane visuals to match it’s eerie tone and disturbing ideas.  It had characters I cared about, it constantly addressed and expanded on the premise and core themes by adding relevant narratives and setting details, and this made it an engaging, thought provoking watch, compared SAO’s boring, low quality action and harem-comedy fare.  And this is one of the main tenets of this entire post: A good premise can bring your anime attention, but good execution is what brings your anime critical acclaim.

Because here’s the thing, yes it takes a little imagination to come up with a cool premise for a show, but really, anybody can come up with a cool idea.  It takes people with talent and vision to execute any premise, be it cool or mundane, with a lot of skill.  For example Madoka Magica is also one of the biggest hits of the 2010’s and it does have a cool premise, again I’m not even a fan of magical girl shows and I think Madoka Magica is built on a cool premise.  But do you know why Madoka Magica is so much more universally beloved than the other three big hits I mentioned above?  Because it was executed well.  The presentation of Madoka Magica was phenomenal, with all kinds of trippy visuals that played into the darker aspects of the show, and the flash-forward to the fight with the Walpurgisnacht to engage our curious minds.   And then they built up the character drama with the sudden death of Tomoe Mami in episode 3, the reveal of Kyuubei as this amoral monster who tricked girls into giving up their physical bodies and eventually turning them into the monsters they hunted, Sayaka’s total mental breakdown, Homura’s backstory and character transformation, and of course with Madoka literally rewriting the rules of the universe across all of time.  In short the execution of Madoka Magica was good, and lived up to the premise that got everyone excited about it.

More importantly you don’t even need a good premise to make a great show.  One of my favorite shows of the Spring 2016 anime season, which was a great season overall, was Bakuon.  Bakuon was a stupid moe high school comedy about a bunch of cute girls with motorcycles and their shenanigans.  Its premise is incredibly mundane and boring and its genre is not really my thing, I’m not big into moe even if I’m not anti-moe per se.  In fact it looked so mundane and boring that I initially skipped over it and wasn’t going to watch it at all until I heard someone describe the first episode.  Then I gave it that watch and what do you know, I fell in love immediately.  I looked forward to every episode and enjoyed every episode, Bakuon never let me down and I was never bored.  It was so good that it instantly made it into my top five comedies, no small feat when you’ve seen and enjoyed as many comedies as I have.

Now some of you probably think I’m crazy.  I mean how could a “real anime fan” prefer something like Bakuon to SAO, Erased and Shingeki no Kyojin, with their great premises and huge popularity?  Because Bakuon executed it’s stupid premise so well, that it outclasses those other fucking shows by an overwhelming margin.  SAO is a dumpster fire, I can see why certain people enjoy it but it’s bottom of the barrel writing.  Erased is mess because most of the characters feel like cardboard cutouts meant to make certain story beats happen instead of existing organically as people in a real world.  And while I cared about the mystery of the titans in Shingeki no Kyojin for a long time, it’s taken too long to get any answers and now all I really care about are the fights.  See that’s the thing with premise, it has a lot of pull but not a lot of staying power.  My interest in any premise, no matter how good or cool it is, will eventually burn out someday, but good execution lasts forever.  My opinions of the three big hits changed for the worse rapidly because they rely on premise to keep me interested, by contrast Bakuon works its ass off to make sure I have a good time and that’s why I will ALWAYS have a good time with Bakuon.

What I’ve found recently is that a lot of shows I sort of liked or found at least ok because of their premise are shows where I generally start to think “you know that show was actually a piece of shit” and end up hating it later down the line.  Overlord is a good example, by the show’s end I found it very mediocre but held on because the main guys were demons and monsters and that was a cool idea.  But ever since then every time I think of Overlord I can only think of all the shitty parts and how I really hated the damn show and wonder in retrospect how I ever finished it in the first fucking place.  But well-executed shows don’t suffer from this problem, because they fucking earned my respect and love.  Banking a show on premise is essentially betting on whims and fads, you might love it now but it won’t stay that way.  Good execution is like ancient engineering, built to last a thousand years after the creator is dead.

Another great example of execution being more important than premise is D Gray Man Hallow.  Setting aside the unforgivably terrible first episode, which I’ve ranted about at length, the show is surprisingly not terrible.  The main arc has some interesting ideas and story beats, even if I figured out the main thrust of this arc back when I finished the original D Gray Man.  In fact, the fact that D Gray Man Hallow isn’t total shit is a testament to how good the premise and ideas of this arc are, because by all rights it should be shit.  But sadly that will not save D Gray Man Hallow for me, because with every episode I watch my reaction is that I inevitably end up thinking how much better this would be if it had happened in the old D Gray Man.  I hate all new voice actors, most them don’t match their characters and they have no chemistry, but even worse is the new visual design.  What really sold D Gray Man a lot of the time was not just the action or the story, it was the look and feel of the show.  Back in the old D Gray Man, the visual aesthetic was this dark, Gothic look and it matched the overall darker tone of the show, the older European setting (of many but not all episodes) and the excellent dark, Gothic atmospheric soundtracks.

So much of D Gray Man’s appeal was communicated by it’s aesthetic, sound and atmosphere and how those things influenced the overall narrative and characters; and that’s FUCKING GONE.  D Gray Man Hallow is too bright, sleek, clean and modern to ever recapture the feel of the old D Gray Man, even if they hadn’t replaced all the voice actors and fucked up a bunch of the characters, they were never going to get D Gray Man right with this visual redesign.  That’s what happens when you execute something poorly (especially if it’s because it’s a blatant cash grab), I, and a lot of other people, will find your show wanting.  It makes me wish D Gray Man Hallow had never happened, because I would be happier imaging this arc in my head for all time with the old D Gray Man’s feel as reference then see it brought to life by people who have no understanding of what made the show good to begin with.  D Gray Man has a lot of cool ideas, but I love the show because they did a good job with it.  D Gray Man Hallow still has those cool ideas but I’m disappointed because they didn’t bother to do them justice.

Now I’m sure some of you are wondering what good execution looks like, if some of the biggest hits of the 2010’s don’t have it.  There’s really no answer to that question.  You can do anything well, and you can do anything poorly.  For example, as I discussed in one of my first posts, you can attempt any kind of battle in an action anime, you can do a instant win One Punch Man style or you can drag it out for a whole season DBZ style.  And theoretically you could do a great job with a fight on either of those extremes or anywhere in between, of course you could also fuck up any fight at or between those extremes.  Now add that freedom to anything a story can do, and this is why premise isn’t important.  You can make any kind of show from a dumb high school moe comedy to a high concept super-immersive scifi story with deep themes, and you can make that show good.  Or you could fuck it up.  There’s no template or formula for what makes good or bad execution, there’s no genre or trope that automatically sucks or rules.  And there’s no such thing as a premise that guarantees one kind of show to be better than other kind of show.

That’s about all I have to say.  Premise has some value in the short term, i.e. getting people’s attention, but long term value, which is what really matters for art, comes from good execution.  More importantly, any premise from the mundane to the arcane can be executed well or be executed like shit, so it makes no sense to place any value on premise, because the premise does not in any way determine the quality of a show. There are hundreds if not thousands of anime examples that prove that premise alone is not worth anything, that prove that execution of a premise trumps the damn premise itself.  It’s a very simple truth, a basic idea, and somehow a lot of people don’t get it.  Hopefully some of you get it now.  Thanks for reading, and I’ll see you in the next one.