A Lovely Reward from … the D


Honestly I’m feeling some deja vu here.  The sudden flurry of awards sending me scurrying back and forth is more or less what happened months ago… In any event I’ve got another award and this time the one I must give thanks to is D, the man who made my Halloween 2016 post happen at all, and generally an all around thoughtful and interesting guy, thanks dude.  Onto the dreaded, rules and regulations.

Rules and Regulations:

  • Thank the person who nominated you and link their blog
  • Add the One Lovely Blog Award to your post
  • Share 7 things about yourself
  • Pass this on to as many people as you like (max 15)
  • Include this set of rules
  • Inform your nominees

Right now that that’s out of the way, let me enlighten you all about the wonders of me, because what else would you expect from a post with a tag like “Blatant Narcissism” right?

1: I can speak in a strong Scottish accent, though I’ve gotten a bit rusty since doing it for years pissed a sibling off, and will switch tot he Scottish accent without midspeech without any reason or warning.

2: One time I drove under a burst water pipe, technically I was the passenger but whatever I experienced it, and it was like driving under a waterfall, for a point of reference the pipe was shooting a substantial amount of water about 50-60 feet in the air when we passed under it.

3: I briefly tried kendo once upon a time (i.e. like 3 years ago) to get some exercise while also building up my otaku cred but I gave it up because it was so limited in terms of the attacks you were allowed to do.

4: I have tried to write up a plan for reworking one of my favorite video games, Gladius, three times now ( I’ve given up midway because writing out all the moves, lore and shit by myself takes forever) and I’m currently starting a fourth attempt.

5: I read prodigiously, and as a result I enjoy using big words most people never say in casual conversation like prodigiously.  If you want any fantasy recommendations my advice is start reading Jim Butcher’s work.

6:  Like many young men, I am obsessed with swords, but unlike many people I prefer finding the weird or most historically interesting weapons instead of more well known weapons like the katana.  Currently my favorite weapon is the falx, a two handed sickle-sword (not a great description but I’ve no other concise term for the damn thing) invented by the Dacians (ancient Romanians) because it was so good breaking at helmets the Romans were forced to redesign their helmets to reduce casualties.  Any weapons that gave the Romans pause has my respect, though the fact that was famous for cutting people in half is a bonus too.

7: I love to quote and reference Monty Python and the Holy Grail all the time no matter how much it confuses people, and to be frank I’m a bit discouraged by how many people just a year or two younger than me have never seen this work of comedic genius, it’s truly a tragedy.

The Chosen of Nurgle:


Akko Anime



A Unique Award From an Inventive Lunchbox


In sudden turn of events I’ve been nominated for another award, after months the dry spell is over, that’s two back to back awards bitches.  I’m being facetious obviously, though I do sincerely extended my gratitude to Yahari Bento (he talks about shows like Magi and Bakemonogatari, which are great and therefore you should check his stuff out), who nominated me for this award.  If you are on of the lucky few who follows me, you should know the drill by now, it’s time for the ceremonial rites of this prestigious award!

Rules and Regulations:

  1. Shamelessly parade the Award on your post about getting the Award.
  2. Thank the person who nominated you, and post a link to their blog on your blog. Try to include a little promotion for the person who nominated you.
  3. Answer the questions three asked of thee.
  4. Nominate 8-13 bloggers and ask them your own questions three.

The Questions Three Asked of Me:

  • 3 favorite anime in your mind are…

Katangatari, Utawarerumono and Kill la Kill.

  • The experience you want to encounter in “Kimi no na wa (Your Name)” anime film, is…

I haven’t actually seen this yet on account of wanting to avoid seeing Chinese subs all over the screen, but given that’s a body swap movie I’d want to switch places with a girl who lives nowhere near me to see if I could adapt to a totally different life.

  • The snack you will buy when watch the movie in the theater is…

Popcorn, and if that doesn’t count as a snack then Red Vines.

Without further ado I nominate the following eight bloggers as a sign of my devotion to the four gods of Chaos, may their darkness reign eternal:





Arria Cross



Random Philosopher

And of these anointed eight I would ask the following questions:

1: What is the weirdest anime you’ve ever really liked?

2: What’s your favorite anime film?  Pick up to 3 if you can’t decide on only 1.

3: Pick an anime power system like Naruto’s ninjutsu, HunterxHunter’s Nen or Magi’s magic and develop your own technique within the limits of your preferred system, feel free to go in as much detail as you like about your move.

A Sunshine Award from a Moon Goddess

It’s been many long months but, it’s finally here.  Another award for me to boast about to my small, but slowly growing, virtual audience.  Today I’ve been nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award by none other than the Greek goddess of the Moon and the Hunt, Artemis.


Why I’ve received a sun-based reward from Artemis is unknown, perhaps her brother Apollo owed her one, but I’m honored to receive this prestigious award from such a powerful divine being.  All joking aside, thank you Artemis, you’ve been one of the most active and interesting members of my small audience and I should be thanking you award or no.

The Ceremonial Rules regarding this award are as follows:

  • Thank the one who nominated you and post a link to their blog.
  • Answer the 11 questions of asked of thee by the nominator.
  • Nominate 11 others for the award and ask of them 11 questions.
  • List the rules in your post and be sure to have the Sunshine Blogger Award logo in your post.

The questions asked of me are:

Q: What was the first movie you ever saw in a cinema?

A: Probably the first Harry Potter, or maybe Star Wars Episode 1, I don’t remember for sure.

Q: If you could snap your fingers and be super-talented at any one (non-fantastical) thing, what would it be?

A: Coding, because that way I could hopefully have a more marketable job skill while still being a creative.

Q: Is there any food you absolutely can’t stand?

A: Any cooked fruit, I like my fruit crisp and crunchy, not warm and soggy.

Q: Based on your own personality, which Stock Japanese Character would you be?

A: Probably the Ronin, I like the moral attitudes of Samurai and other warrior codes but I prefer to move to the beat of my own drum.

Q: Assuming it was totally safe and you had the time and money, where would you most like to spend a week’s vacation?

A: Egypt and the Middle East’s Mediterranean coast.  I’m a history buff and ancient civilizations are my favorite, if I had the money and knew I’d be safe it would be a crime against myself not to go.

Q: What natural disaster is the most terrifying?

A: Tornadoes, because the best way to survive one coming at you is to hide underground and that sounds very stressful to say the least, also even if you hide it still fucks up your house and stuff.

Q: Have you ever broken any bones and if so, how?

A: Not yet, and I hope not ever.

Q: Even if you’ve only watched a few minutes, what’s the single worst anime you’ve ever seen?

A: I’m so tempted to say Sword Art Online or Tokyo Ghoul, but I think this dishonor goes to Ikki Tousen, which I’m ashamed to saw I’ve seen all four seasons of back when I was an anime noob.

Q:What charity would you donate a million dollars to?

A: This is a tough one because as they grow, charities tend to serve the intended targets less and serve its members more.  So let’s say a newly formed charity group supporting veterans.

Q: What’s your biggest pet peeve?

A: My biggest pet peeve is people acting like total assholes to people who don’t think like them and not recognizing how bad their behavior is, let alone owning up to said behavior, because they think the people they are insulting and harassing are all worse than them.  If this sounds like a bizarre pet peeve, you may not be aware of just how much venom is plaguing public spaces in America right now after the recently ended US presidential race, or you may be participating in the venom and not owning up to it.

Q: Did you ever believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the tooth fairy?

A: Yes, probably until I eight at least for Santa and the Easter Bunny, not so sure when I stopped believing in the tooth fairy.

Now that my trial is over, I’d like to nominate these 11 bloggers and put them to the test.  If you’ve already received this award or don’t wish to face the trial, feel free to ignore the nomination.  My nominees are:





Arria Cross



Random Philosopher




Of these chosen bloggers, I would ask the following questions:

What is your favorite color?

Now take that favorite color and associate it with any feeling, character, noun or concept you like and explain why you associate that color with that thing.

What foreign culture or country, ancient or present day, interests you the most?

What is the capital of Assyria?

What is your favorite Anime OST?  This can be the entire OST for a whole series, an album, a single song, or even a song you don’t know the name of so long as you described what’s it from and the scene it plays during.

If you could use Nen from HunterxHunter, what kind of Nen user would you want to be (Specialist not allowed) and what would your power be?  Feel free to answer with a basic outline or idea, or get as detailed as you want.

What’s your favorite pair of Heroes and Villains?  This can be a romantic pairing, a rival pairing or two characters who just have awesome fights, they must be from the same show.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Let’s talk anime babes, name one of your waifus or best girls from any series and include a picture.  If you happen to be a woman, do name a favorite female character and add a photo.

Now let’s talk anime bros, name one of your favorite hot boys from any series and include a picture, if you’re a dude name one of your favorite male characters and post a picture.

What it the trashiest or worst anime that you enjoy anyway?

So I’ve Been Nominated for an Award… Yet Again.

wakuwafu award

So here I was settling down after a back to back challenge and award, when all of a sudden another award came my way.  This is the Wakuwafu award, created by the blog of the same name. Here’s the link for you guys: Wakuwafu 

A big thanks to Zaktaku of The Anime Analyst for nominating me for this award.  Let the proceedings commence.

Rules and Regulations

  1. Thank the person who has nominated you and provide a link to their blog.
  2. Choose any 3 things you would like to say about yourself to your fellow bloggers.
  3. Think up 3 questions you would like to ask the people you nominate.
  4. Give one piece of advice to your fellow bloggers.
  5. Make sure to tell us over here that you have been nominated (and/ or completed the award) so that we can put your blog up on the WakuWafu page! Make sure to put down your blog in the comments section!

The Questions 3 Asked of Me:

  1. Why did you start blogging?

I spent a fair amount of time watching passionate people make great reviews and videos about the things they liked.  Then I started to write some reviews for myself, just private projects for me to put my thoughts down on paper.  Then after watching more passionate people say more interesting things I thought “Fuck it, I’m one of those passionate people and I’m tired of just talking to myself”, so I started a blog.

  1. If you were making a time capsule, what anime would you preserve for the people who opened it?

This is a really tough question, there are so many to like and only one to save.  I would probably end up preserving Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, because our future youth needs to see how awesome we were back in the day.

  1. Where would you go if you could be anywhere in existence?

Another tough question.  I think I’d go back in time to let’s say Rome, right after the Coliseum was built.  I’d love to see what the world of antiquity looked like at the height of its glory.

 3 Mysteries of my Person Revealed:

  • I once played Halo 3 with a Pro StarCraft 2 player and won the round.
  • I have a pair of buoys in my backyard because my friends and I stole them from a nearby lake when the water was super low a few years ago.
  • I actually tried out kendo for a little while in an attempt to be more otaku-ish without resorting to cosplaying, fanfic or blogging.

My Sagely Advice to Other Bloggers:

Effort pays off, so even when you feel like nothing is going your way, don’t be discouraged and throw your all into your work.  Back when I first started blogging I had no hits for the first few days and then like 1 or 2 for the next couple.  But regardless of the results I wrote 2 posts a day for 2 weeks straight.  And now I’m on my third award nomination, I consistently get a decent number of hits and I’ve met a bunch of cool bloggers who give me support.  Hard work pays off, even when the results don’t happen right away, people will notice the effort and you will be rewarded.

My Nominees:


Akko Anime


My Queries:

  1. What is your favorite genre of anime and why?
  2. What character or group of characters do you hate most?
  3. If you were suddenly attacked by an unarmed stranger and had the chance to grab one fruit or vegetable to defend yourself with, what would your food of choice be and how would you use it?

Letter of Challenge: Resolution

3 Day Quote Challenge

Day 3 of 3

First off I’d like to extend my gratitude to Akko Anime, who sent the challenge.  I was hitting some serious writer’s block and this gives me something fun to do, truly I can’t thank you enough.  I love quoting things and this has been a lot of fun.

Rules and Regulations:

  • Post one quotation a day for three days (they can be from other sources or one of your own).
  • Nominate 3 other bloggers to participate per post.
  • Thank the blogger who nominated you

And the final quote is:

“Actually, I’m a deviant as far as Kyotouryuu is concerned.  But think of it this way, Chouchou-san.  Stances are useless to begin with.  If you change your stance in reaction every little thing that happens won’t you become slower?  I can read exactly what you plan to do next from your stance.  You’ve already revealed to me any mysteries your Kenpou might have had.  Just by taking that stance.  If I had to give mine a name it would be Kyotouryuu, zero stance: Fig Tree.  Or something like that.” -Yasuri Nanami from Katanagatari

Ok this quote needs a little context.  First off the character is talking about fighting stances (kamai) in case you couldn’t tell.  If you’ve done any kind of martial art or similar activity then you probably already know that stances are pretty important.  To give a simple example, anyone can throw a punch but not everyone is a boxer.  Why?  Because boxing requires you to maintain a certain fighting stance as you fight and that stance gives you an advantage, generally stances are designed to make your movements, attacks, and blocks more efficient.  It also takes a lot of focus and energy to maintain which is why boxing takes lots of practice and not everyone can do it.  So if a normal person told me stances were useless I’d call them stupid.  But Yasuri Nanami is anything but normal.

It might be hard to tell from the text alone but Nanami is saying all of this very nonchalantly.  I know anime characters generally rarely fear death in any series where battles are common and many get excited by the prospect of fighting someone strong, but it’s rare to find someone who is so comfortable and unconcerned just before a fight breaks out.  That’s usually a time for both sides to tense up and maybe trade some one liners before duking it out, not to stand there and talk with all the urgency of discussing the weather.  Not only that but what Nanami is saying is kind of terrifying, not only does she see one of the fundamentals of martial arts to be nothing more than a hindrance, she can turn what is supposed to be a strength into a weakness, stripping stances of all of their power with nothing but a glance.

As to why I chose this quote… have you ever seen a scene that scares you every time you see it?  Because usually when you know something is coming, that foreknowledge robs the scene or event of much of its power.  But not here.  I’ve rewatched Katanagatari many times but the scene where this little speech happens always makes my hairs stand on end and sends chills down my spine.  If anything my foreknowledge of the scene only enhances the power of the scene rather than takes away from it.  Unlike the other quotes I chose this one doesn’t have particularly noteworthy voice acting, in fact if all you had to on was the audio this quote would likely be kind of boring.  But it marks the rise of one the most terrifying fictional characters I’ve ever come across.  And in honor of that most auspicious occasion I figured that using the words which usher it in was fitting.  Also I can’t recommend Katanagatari highly enough, it is my favorite anime after all.


Rooster Illusion


Viewer Discretion is Advised

Letter of Challenge: Rebuttal

3 Day Quote Challenge

Day 2 of 3

First off I’d like to extend my gratitude to Akko Anime, who sent the challenge.  I was hitting some serious writer’s block and this gives me something fun to do, truly I can’t thank you enough.  I love quoting things so this should be a lot of fun.

Rules and Regulations:

  • Post one quotation a day for three days (they can be from other sources or one of your own).
  • Nominate 3 other bloggers to participate per post.
  • Thank the blogger who nominated you

And the second quote is :

“The word ‘general’ is no different from ‘squadron commander’ or ‘battalion commander’, merely the name for a rank and a duty.  Nevertheless, very few ever make it that far.  It is a place that can only be reached by those who have come back from death’s door many times and achieved many great feats.  In consequence, a general gets the responsibility and tremendous honor of fighting with the lives of millions at his command.  Therefore his presence is weighty.  Therefore he shines bright enough to dazzle.” -Wang Yi/Ouki from Kingdom.

This was a tough one.  Originally I was leaning towards Iskandar’s speech on the nature of kings from Fate Zero since it has a similar message.  However I switched to this one because the voice acting and delivery of this little speech blows Iskandar’s out of the water and that is no easy feat.  I’m also a big fan of Kingdom so that may have helped.  As for why I chose a quote like this one, it’s both inspiring and insightful.  Anime characters talk a lot but rarely do the best members of any given profession talk about their profession in any level of detail.  So hearing the opinions of a great general about what makes a general special is a rare treat.  It also speaks to the great heights individuals can reach, the trials they overcame to get there and what the rewards of their trials are.  If you want a scene that you can sit back and wowed by over and over, this scene towards the very end of episode 38, where Wang Yi gives this speech is such a moment.  Speeches rarely get much better than this one.





So I’ve Been Nominated for an Award… Again.


Well it’s been a bit of slow week for me.  So imagine my surprise when I receive both a challenge and an award shortly thereafter.  These are most fortuitous portents indeed, my readers.  I want to give a massive “Arigato gozai-masu” to Zaktaku of the Anime Analyst for nominating me for another award, your dedicated support is too generous.  Anyway on with the proceedings.

Rules and Regulations:

  1. Put the award logo on your blog
  2. Answer the 7 questions asked by the person who nominated you
  3. Thank the person who nominated you, link to their blogs
  4. Nominate any number of bloggers you like, link to their blogs
  5. Let them know you nominated them
  6. Ask the bloggers 7 new questions



  1. You are trapped on a tropical island, and must make it to land. Which 5 anime characters would be stranded with you to help?

Answer:  If I had five companions to help me get from a deserted island back to land my allies would be: 1-Gaudi from Nobunagun because he can basically build anything he wants from any material and that should come in handy. 2-Sakuraba Shu from Joukamachi no Dandelion because he can teleport and that should speed things up.  3-Ren Kougyoku from Magi because her Djinn Equip can summon tidal waves and I want to arrive from the sea in style.  4-Tendou Pain from Naruto because his gravity pulls would make fishing stupidly easy and I need food for the journey.  And 5-Hibiki from Fairy Tail because his Archive magic should have access to maps and maps are really, really important.

  1. What is your absolute favorite anime, and why?

Answer: Katanagatari.  There’s a lot to like about Katanagatari, interesting art style, great dialogue, memorable characters, well animated fights and one hell of an ending.  And if I’m being honest one of the reasons it’s my favorite is because I secretly enjoy being an elitist snob and I know it’s a show that isn’t for everyone, so being able to like it makes me feel special and important.  But for real though, it’s a show that basically does everything right and is super unique for many reasons, entertainment doesn’t get much better than that.

  1. If you went to sleep, and when you woke up, found yourself in an anime, which anime would you be in? Which anime would you NOT want to be in?

Answer: I would probably end up in Fairy Tail because I love magic a bit too much.  Well the second part of the question is a tough one but I would not want to be in Mirai Nikki, because sharing the same universe with Gasai Yuno is too much exposure to yandere for me.

  1. What is your absolute dream job?

Answer: If I ever had the talent and connections I would love to try making an anime, though I’d just do the writing and maybe the directing because doing everything myself would be a bitch.

  1. You and your arch rival are to duel to the death tomorrow. What weapon will you use in your fight? Can be from any media.

Answer:  Well if nakama power-ups count as a weapon I’d take that because they’re OP as shit.  Otherwise I’d settle for Sheogorath’s staff Wabbajack because it has a chance of turning my enemy into a rat, and those aren’t too hard to fight in my experience.  Or it could turn them into a menacing monster and that way I go out like a badass, I count that as a win-win situation.

  1. Which real life person would you want to see in an anime?

Answer: Julius Caesar, (and please dear God not the one from Nobunaga the Fool) because I’d love to see a good history anime set in antiquity.

  1. If your life was an anime, what genre would you want it to be?

Answer: Fantasy, all day every day.




Akko Anime



My Queries:

  • What is your favorite 1v1 battle (anime only)?
  • What is one of your favorite anime series and why?
  • If you had to be the protagonist in a harem or reverse harem show, which show would you pick and why?
  • If you could direct an anime what would yours be about?
  • If you could be any anime character who would you be and why?
  • If you could summon a Servant for the Holy Grail War who would yours be and why?
  • If you could perform a single godlike feat before using up all of your power what would you do with it? P.S.: You can’t use it to get more power because that would be lame.

A Letter of Challenge: Accepted

3 Day Quote Challenge

Day 1 of 3

First off I’d like to extend my gratitude to Akko Anime, who sent the challenge.  I was hitting some serious writer’s block and this gives me something fun to do, truly I can’t thank you enough.  I love quoting things so this should be a lot of fun.

Rules and Regulations:

  • Post one quotation a day for three days (they can be from other sources or one of your own).
  • Nominate 3 other bloggers to participate per post.
  • Thank the blogger who nominated you

And the first quote is:  ” I am mad scientist.  It’s so cool.  Sonuvabitch.”- Okabe Rintaro/Hououin Kyouma from Steins;Gate

Ok as much as I like profound quotes there is nothing quite so special as hearing “Engrish” and actually enjoying it a lot.  I’m really big on the sound of language, for example I generally only watch shows subbed because I like the way Japanese sounds not because I’m a purist.  So for me Engrish usually falls somewhere around cringe-worthy and so-bad-its-kinda-funny.  And the above quote is some of the best Engrish I’ve ever come across and the delivery was perfect, here’s a clip of the scene, and the result was a great laugh out loud moment for me and my friends who saw it with me.  Silly as it may seem it was sort of a special moment and I love Steins;Gate so I need no excuses to use it.



The Anime Analyst


So I’ve Been Nominated for an Award…

Creative Blogger Award

This is my first award and though you can’t see my face I’m pretty excited about it. A huge thanks to Zataku of The Anime Analyst for nominating me for this award.

On to the ceremonial rules that come with this award.

Rules and Regulations:

  • Thank the person who nominated you and include a link to their blog.
  • Share 5 facts about yourself.
  • Nominate 15 – 20 bloggers and add their links.
  • Notify the bloggers you included.
  • Keep the rules in your post to make it easy for everyone to know what to do!

Facts About Me

  1. I will occasionally speak in a Scottish accent despite not being from Scotland nor ever having been to Scotland, I blame Braveheart for this.
  2. I can quote from memory almost the entire script of the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
  3. My favorite genre of anything from any medium is Fantasy.
  4. I once wrote a 28 page, single spaced, rant/analysis of all the arcs of SAO but decided to scrap it when it took me a few hours to read it each time I wanted to look for mistakes or make improvements.
  5. My favorite anime of all time is Katanagatari in case my blog’s name and header didn’t clue you in already.


I don’t actually know that many blogs, so…

Fujinsei (I’ll be honest this blog looks like it should’ve gotten this award several times over but I couldn’t find any notification of the award)

Omnibus Writing

And that’s about all of the blogs that I think haven’t gotten the award yet and know of or at least had access to. Sorry I was unable to add more. I’m a new kid on the figurative block.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully I’ll see you in the next one. Cheerio.